Ætli það sé mýta að kynlíf breytist eftir hjónabandsvígsluna? Jafnvel þegar pör eru búin að vera í langtímasambandi um gott skeið og langt komin upp fyrir haus í barneignum og fjölskyldulífinu?
Samkvæmt þessum kostulegu tístum er svarið játandi.
Ef þú finnur sjálfa/n þig í sömu stöðu með maka þínum er ekki eftir öðru að bíða en að skrolla, skoða, hlæja og vissulega tengja.
If you’ve been married for any length of time, you’ve thought about grocery shopping during sex. Don’t front.
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) February 15, 2018
Single: We do it like rabbits
Married: I submitted the proper request form but haven’t heard back yet
— eric (@ericsshadow) November 14, 2017
Just put on fancy socks and a night shirt with no food stains so I can try to seduce my husband later.
— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) January 23, 2016
Husband: wanna have a quickie?
Me: As opposed to what?
— The Winegasm (@ohmygrapeness) February 23, 2018
I don’t think my wife realizes that the FREE SEX coupons I gave her last Valentine’s Day are about to expire.
— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) February 12, 2018
Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn’t wanna share.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 30, 2015
My wife and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night. But we still didn’t finish the crossword.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) March 30, 2018
Wife: *breathy whisper* Do you want to take my shirt off?
Me: *breathy whisper* I’m not wearing your shirt
— Zack (@Mr_Kapowski) April 10, 2017
Husband just freed a few pieces of Cool Ranch Dorito from my hair while hugging me and this is how sex starts.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) May 13, 2017
WIFE: Wanna fool around?
WIFE: *puts on Groucho glasses*
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) March 31, 2018